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Marital Demotivational Poster


SHE'D LIKE SEAFOOD - for Mother's Day, she says. Something exotic, she says. Her whole family will be coming, she says. I say, wait til they find out I didn't kill it.


TAGS: marital bliss mother s day style
Rating: 4.76/5

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GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:34 pm
good one 5an
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 9:10 am
Thanks for the high praises. Oh, and Caveman, let me know if you need an ice pack when you wake up. heh
caveman - May 13, 2012, 4:00 am
You drewme in and then delivered the knockout blow. 5pectacular
Verdeckt - May 12, 2012, 11:54 pm
5ensationial


Marital Pre-Dispute Resolution -


TAGS: marital bliss anger management peace
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thedge - October 14, 2014, 8:16 pm
Wowser! 'new guy'... almost as ego boosting as getting carded for beer. At 59 years young!
Thedge - October 8, 2014, 2:58 am
Thanks.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2014, 9:52 pm

hey new guy! welcome to the site.


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MONOGAMY -


TAGS: marital humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Cannabal - October 21, 2014, 12:09 pm
It's true, we when are just not up for it at night. It's in the morning when we like to rise and shine.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 9:34 pm

Silence is golden. And safe.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 9:32 pm

Yeah, just your basic tender flower...
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 9:18 pm
Wow. That's harsh. Gotta keep in mind, orgasm St. is, nope. Am going to shut up now. If not understood, my feeble attempts will never solve the issue, perhaps Dr. Phil?
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 8:16 pm
‘tis a rare thing, a woman of mercy
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 8:07 pm

Hmmm...I was thinking five sh**s to the face. You know...22short. No cleanup.
rerun - October 20, 2014, 7:46 pm

I once had major success in disappointing two women at once. Then I got told I had the clap & got 5 sh**s in the b***.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 7:10 pm

My work here is done. I've made Mr. Greeny laugh.
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 7:07 pm
hahaha


THE WEDDING PLANNER -


TAGS: marital fauxpaux wedding humor poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:36 pm
Oh...it's on (throws gloves and lg's avatar to the floor)!
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 10:24 pm
5L
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 10:21 pm
Meant no sense of humor and it, not is. grumble-grumble
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 10:21 pm
I luz you Vernie
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 10:19 pm
I feel that. Mine has sense of humor, which is why we now have an 11 year old grandkid romping around here. Was poking fun, she took is serious.


Harold's last words -


TAGS: marital bliss myth humor poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - June 7, 2017, 9:26 am
Excellent, UP yours


INEVITABLE -


TAGS: standard marital compromise tactics
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Reality Lord - February 9, 2016, 1:09 pm

Darlin you been missed
Reality Lord - February 9, 2016, 1:09 pm

Darlin you been missed
mizzdizz - February 9, 2016, 2:32 am
Nice take on a classic joke! Very cute! 5L! RL, same goes to you! Two good laughs in 1 Poster---SCORE!!!
Reality Lord - February 8, 2016, 9:44 pm

LOL5....been there. now i have an ex and i sure do miss the dog


ONLY ONE THING -


TAGS: marital dark humor poster demotivational
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:33 pm
Favorite Redhead travels. Sometimes, can't wait for the next trip! 5 LOL lions!


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